Ode to Daremons and VC

I started playing way back before 1992
routing units and electing to pursue
If I won by 13 I actually had a shot at breaking through.

Oh-a oh
They went and gave them all immune to psychology
then made them combat monstrosities,
Went and gave them rengen and unbreakable for free.

Oh-a oh
I met the moron
Oh-a oh
who wrote these rules and

Demons killed war ham-mar
VC killed war ham-mar.
free wards came and broke our heart.

Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we play on the tables way down low.
Army balance seems so fictional and long ago.
those twin terror causers put on quite a show.

Oh-a oh

VC were the first one.

Oh-a oh

Daemons the last one.

Demons killed war ham-mar
VC killed war ham-mar.

I’ll take my dice and hit the bar, we can't FAQ we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh, Oh-a-aho oh

Demons killed war ham-mar
VC killed war ham-mar.

I’ll take my dice and hit the bar, we can't FAQ we've gone to far
free wards came and broke our heart, blame these design team “stars”.

You are a demonic star.
You are a VC star.

Demons killed war ham-mar
VC killed war ham-mar.

Demons killed war ham-mar
VC killed war ham-mar.